All you haters out there, listen up.
If you think you’re impressing the shorties with the latest and greatest, well think again, cause this homie’s got sumthin for yall.
Check it out, you’ll get special ring tones, screensavers, wallpaper, and animation. Specs are 1.2mp. cam, quadband, class 1 bluetooth, etc. etc.
But the honeys don’t need that. The honeys need the matching gold pendant, the gold bluetooth headset, the gold wired stereo headphones and gold wire phone case. After calling the homies, you’ll need to put it somewhere, so you gotta have the gold leather phone case too.
Although the site sez they are, these are not optional, my friend, that is if you want to get the shorties.
Check it out:
postscript: I always knew listening to all those Snoop CDs would come to some value one day.
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