Pimping the Portians

I am under orders to promote the U.P. Law Sorority Portia’s Speed Dating Event, which is imo their best fundraiser idea ever conceived yet known to man forever.

There’s a p500.00 fee inclusive of buffet dinner and bottomless iced tea. You will need this iced tea as it contains sugar. Sugar is good for energy. Bring mints. Try not to talk about yourself too much, and whatever you do, do not skimp on the compliments.

Whatever. Check out their website for (ever changing) updates. First come first served, so email upportia@gmail.com, and they’ll let you know if it’s all good. Good luck.

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