Electra Instant Contact Cleaner. San ka pa?

I want to make this sound like a commercial so here it goes:

Have computer problems bogged you down? Your computer doesn’t want to boot, or is acting up on you?

Then check out Electra Instant Contact Cleaner. With a few squirts of Electra Instant Contact Cleaner, you can wipe your computer problems away like magic!

Let’s check out Gary, who currently has an issue with his computer:

Announcer: Hey Gary! What seems to be the problem?
Gary: What do you think the problem is?!?! Obviously my %$#*@#&!! computer won’t boot!

Announcer: There there, why don’t we analyze what happened here first?!
Gary: Well, I was doing my work normally, when I felt things were acting up, so I decided to do a reboot. Since then, there’s no BIOS booting beeps, no signal to the monitor, not nothing! %$#*@#&!!
Announcer: Ok, so what have you done since?
Gary: Well, the usual. I’ve tried removing the video card, ram and connections, and wiped them down with alcohol and tissue paper. I’ve been trying for the past half hour and still.. %$#*@#&!!
Announcer: Hmm sounds serious..
Gary: Of course it sounds serious you %$#*@#&!!
Announcer: Ok, ok, calm down. Have you tried Electra Instant Contact Cleaner?
Gary: Electra – wha?
Announcer: Electra Instant Contact Cleaner is a product that cleans electrical and elctronics components, penetrates and removes light oil and dirt, and leave no reside, is non-flammable and non-toxic!
Gary: But won’t that fry my mobo when I turn it on?
Announcer: Sigh. Gary, Gary, Gary. Of course not! Electra Instant Contact Cleaner is a fast evaporating cleaner that penetrates, cleans, and degreases delicate elctrical and electronic parts. It is safe to use on any surface! Give it a try.
Gary: Well, ok. At this point, I’ll try anything.. (squirt, squirt..)

after a few minutes..

Announcer: Well, any luck?!
Gary: My computer’s booting, everything’s normal again, and the video card and motherboard all look shiny and new too!
Announcer: I told you! Electra Instant Contact Cleaner can be used on magnetic and video tape heads, magnetic tapes, precision instrument printed circuits, telephone switch gear, typewriters, tubes, computer heads, relay and micro circuits, connectors, tv tubes, hearing aides, coin counters and motors..
Gary: Whatever. Thanks a lot Electra Instant Contact Cleaner! You’ve saved my day!

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