Review of Poseidon (aka They Killed Fergie! )

To date, director Wolfgang Petersen has sunk and shot at boats in Das Boot, and turned turtle a smaller boat in The Perfect Storm.

Not content with this, he turns another one on top of its head again in Poseidon. I figure that, as long as there are such things as “rogue waves” (without reference to an X-men character), we’re probably gonna see him flip an oil rig, or how about a whole island next? Wouldn’t that be a great idea for Lost fans?

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Executed X-Men

I didn’t grow up in the X-Men generation, so I approach the X-Men, its characters, story and iterations (the comics, cartoons, spin-offs and the several versions of each) as something I’ve missed, albeit am unwilling to pursue since, well, let’s face it, I’ve outgrown it.

Ok, clarification. I have learned to appreciate other genres, hence need to disperse my attention on a more general plane. Yes, that sounds right. At least better than saying I’m old.

Buuut anyway. Oh yeah, the movie.

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(Just Barely) Over The Hedge

Up to the time I decided to write this, I couldn’t figure out whether I liked this movie. It was lunchtime, I was famished, and I chose to watch it while munching on a Burger King Junior Whopper, regular fries and Coke, so maybe I was distracted.

Or maybe it’s because it’s a movie with animated talking animals, and I didn’t take it seriously.

Or maybe after watching some of the more excellent versions of similarly themed movies, I had such high expectations.

Whatever.

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Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Olivers Review

ang pagdadalaga ni maximo oliverosThis is rather late as it’s been four days since I watched the movie at Gateway Cubao, but suffice to say I’ve been writing this post in my head ever since and I’m fairly itching to get it all out, so here it is, albeit I may have lost some of my thoughts since then.

At any rate here they are bulletpoint style. WARNING: If you haven’t seen the movie, there are spoilers!

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Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros Review

ang pagdadalaga ni maximo oliverosThis is rather late as it’s been four days since I watched the movie at Gateway Cubao, but suffice to say I’ve been writing this post in my head ever since and I’m fairly itching to get it all out, so here it is, albeit I may have lost some of my thoughts since then.

At any rate here they are bulletpoint style. WARNING: If you haven’t seen the movie, there are spoilers!

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